Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

The only sheets I'll ever long for are my own.

Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex?

You are the playground of which I have free reign.

When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief.

There's few problems an orgasm won't solve.

Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.

You may be theoretically rich but practically poor.

Who cares about my cock? It'll fend for itself.

Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

You bitch," I whispered, "I love you." Then I came.

And for a price, I will pretend absolutely nothing.

This love is hard core. Let's make it soft porn.