Being popular is important otherwise people might not like U

I m not completely useless I can be used to set a bad example

A successful diet clinic is that which takes our breadth away

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

Early to bed early to rise your girl goes out with other guys

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

Girls are like domain names the ones I like are already taken

Alcohol is both a cause of problems and a reason of solutions

Your lucky number is 9412853042157621 Watch for it everywhere

It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all

It is important to stay cool but be sure to not get frostbite

Men should be allowed to pee in public like the dogs they are

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the ass

Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself

My days are backwards I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake