If you are not ready to die then the angels coming to guide you home may seem as demons coming to drag you to Hell
If you are not ready to die then the angels coming to guide you home may seem as demons coming to drag you to Hell
In the 60 s people took acid to make the world weird Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn t; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them
First you forget names then you forget faces Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally you forget to pull it down
At this moment I have a déj vu and a loss of memory at the same time I think I have forgotten this before
By the time children realize their parents may have been right they usually have children of their own who think they are wrong
When a man gets up to speak people listen then look When a woman gets up people look; then if they like what they see they listen
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute That s relativity
Cheat is a person for whom when he borrows money it s not only against his principle to pay interest but also against his interest to pay the principle