Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons

Some times small things in life hurts a lot If u don’t agree with me Try to sit on a pin

It s hard to wait for the right person in your life especially when the wrong ones are so sexy

Good things may come to those who wait but all the really excellent stuff will be gone by then

Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

If a person suffered from amnesia and then he s cured would he remember that he used to forgot?

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours

Murder is a crime Describing murder is not Sex is not a crime Describing sex is - Gershon Legman

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it

Diplomacy is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions

Shirts get dirty Underwear gets dirty Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them foreve

One thing leads to another? Not always Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing Ask any addict

I just bought a used car It s a convertible You turn the key and it converts into a piece of crap

Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it but the frog tends to die in the process