I had dreams and I ve had nightmares I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams
I had dreams and I ve had nightmares I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams
A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what s coming in the next issue
My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate so I got two more girlfriends
Women are like elephants Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to keep one
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
Have you heard about the new web site for people with dyslexia? It s com dyslexia www
Statistics are like bikinis What they conceal is more important than what they reveal
The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding he sings
What you say is always more important than how you say it except when you re swearing
Signage in a hospital waiting room: Smoking helps you lose weight One lung at a time
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who s totally free for the weekend
You laugh at me because I m different but I laugh at you because you are all the same
There are two reasons why some folks don t mind their own business No mind No business
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it
We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads