I go to a woman dentist It s a relief to be told to open my mouth instead of to shut it
I go to a woman dentist It s a relief to be told to open my mouth instead of to shut it
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
If they say Good looks could kill then please don t look at me I don t wanna see you die
Happiness is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth
Diplomat tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
It s because light travels faster then sound that some people look bright until they talk
Doctors bury their mistakes Lawyers hang them But journalists put theirs on the front page
When he cancels a date it is bcoz he has to when she cancels a date it is bcoz she has two
Girls want a lot of things from one guy Conversely guys want one thing from a lot of girls
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
Even experienced public speakers get butterflies The trick is to make them fly in formation
Taxpayer: Someone who doesn t have to take a public service exam to work for the government
Right now I m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time I think I ve forgotten this before
A mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years but a girl can make him stupid in two minutes
Optometrist s office: If you don t see what you re looking for you ve come to the right place