They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

Optimist is a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a rive

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others the rest of us have to be the others

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a rive

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Flattery is hearing from others the things you have already thought about yourself

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He s all right now

My boyfriend told me he loved me for my mind I ve never been so insulted in my life

Ladies when you re climbing the ladder of success don t let boys look up your dress

There s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world while others will leave a stain

I have a black belt in karate It s not that I m good it s just that I never wash it