If you haven t got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me
If you haven t got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me
Boss is someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
What this country needs is fewer people telling us what this country needs
April 1st is the day that we re reminded of what we are the other 364 days
If you re too lazy to start anything you may get a reputation for patience
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
Don t throw cigarette buds on the ground the cockroaches are getting cance
I earn a seven-figure salary Unfortunately there s a decimal point involved
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time is he guilty of resisting a rest?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Etc is a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
A perfectionist is one who takes great pains and gives them to everyone else
Whoever said money doesn t buy happiness obviously didn t know where to shop
If you can t dazzle them with your brilliance baffle them with your bullshit
You re middle-aged if the girls you whistle at think you re calling your dog