Drama is like life with the dull bits cut out

Don t take life seriously it is not permanent

The heaviest burden of life is an Empty Pocket

The most constant thing in the world is change

Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person

Life is a test and I didn t take very good notes

A good life is like toilet paper Long and useful

Life s a bitch But then consider the alternative

My aim in life is to die young when I m very old

Trust is like virginity U lose it once that s it

Never make forecasts especially about the future

Insanity is hereditary You get it from your kids

Life is tough but it s tougher when you re stupid

There are two times I feel stress-- day and night

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit