Many of us have excellent aim in life but no ammunition

Life isn t always fair but it shouldn t cheat that much

Life isn t always fair but it shouldn t cheat THAT much

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die

Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives

If you continue to live in the past your life is history

As soon as I got a new lease of life the rent was raised

Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you

You never get a second chance to make a first impression

Not only is life a bitch but it is always having puppies

Life is like photography You use the negative to develop

Life without you is like a broken pencil there s no point

If life is unfair to everyone doesn t that make life fair?

Death is nature s way of telling you it s time to slow down

Time may be a great healer but it s also a lousy beautician