The man who follows other people s advice always ends up making other people s mistakes
The man who follows other people s advice always ends up making other people s mistakes
Always listen to people when they are mad because that is when the real truth comes out
All things come to him who waits but they come sooner if he goes out to see what s wrong
When it rains try and look up rather than down Without the rain there would be no rainbow
Pessimism means never having to be disappointed A pessimist only receives pleasant surprises
Be careful - the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow
The wise speak when they have something to say the fools speak when they have to say something
A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they ll know as little as their parents
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don t let that fool you He really is an idiot
I have a full-size map of the world At the bottom it says `1 inch = 1 inch` I hardly ever unroll it
Peter s Principle: In every organization each person tends to rise to the level of his incompetence
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it
Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you- not because they are nice but because you are