The man who follows other people s advice always ends up making other people s mistakes

Always listen to people when they are mad because that is when the real truth comes out

All things come to him who waits but they come sooner if he goes out to see what s wrong

When it rains try and look up rather than down Without the rain there would be no rainbow

Pessimism means never having to be disappointed A pessimist only receives pleasant surprises

Be careful - the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow

The wise speak when they have something to say the fools speak when they have to say something

A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again

It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they ll know as little as their parents

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don t let that fool you He really is an idiot

I have a full-size map of the world At the bottom it says `1 inch = 1 inch` I hardly ever unroll it

Peter s Principle: In every organization each person tends to rise to the level of his incompetence

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you- not because they are nice but because you are