A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks

If it feels good do it and if it does good feel it

A bore is a man who when asked how he is tells you

When you don t know what you are doing do it neatly

Better to create happiness than to pursue happiness

Never piss off someone with more spare time than you

Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them

Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rea

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience

Only fools are certain; it takes wisdom to be confused

No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid

If you need a helping hand look at the end of your arm

When opportunity knocks don t complain about the noise

You can t plow a field by turning it over in your mind

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise