Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

When you love someone's everything with your everything then you truly are in love.

Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.

If you continue to entertain "boys", don't be upset when you can't find a "man".

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.

The right one for you will move mountains to be with you - he won't hide behind them.

If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go?

The biggest lie women tell themselves about men: When I get what I want, I will be happy.

Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.

You are far too amazing to be someone's backup. You're someone's first choice.