Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.

I ve been in plenty of situations where someone I m dating had more time for a console than me

Whenever I date a guy I think Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

An alien had given her his phone number and asked her to wait. It was almost like dating again.

Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.

J: You will not believe what Mom is doing.M: Ballroom dancing lessons? Hot-air balloon classes?

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own.

In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.

Courtship is the time for sowing those seeds which grow up ten years later into domestic hatred.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

Every rose has it's thorn, but that doesn't mean you have to put up with a ton of pricks.

When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.

Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.

Really, weren't these facts just placeholders until the long view could really assert itself?

A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.