POZZO:I am blind.(Silence.)ESTRAGON:Perhaps he can see into the future.

If my films make one more person miserable I ll feel I have done my jo

I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.

I don t understand why people say Enough is Enough What else can it be?

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I ve learned so much from my mistakes I m thinking of making a few more

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. - Marigold

I would make a terrible magician because I can t make my wife disappea

Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it

You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I m thirsty and when I m not

A women drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank he