Everybody should believe in something; I believe I ll have another drink

I went to a general store but they wouldn t let me buy anything specific

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humo

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.

I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel.

I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely.

A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.


No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

The pen is mightier than the sword and considerably easier to write with

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!

Television - a medium so called because it is neither rare nor well-done

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.