I told a chemistry joke no reaction

Puns are a form of humor with words

Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet.

Life is hard After all it kills you

Of course you know, this means war.

The future ain t what it used to be

I m a drinker with writing problems

All I need is your love. And money.

A nickel ain`t worth a dime anymore

Sacred cows make the best hamburge

Laughter is our best tension breake

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I doubt everything even my own doubt

Humor is mankind s greatest blessing

You ought to sue that son of a whore