I was feeling the height of bitchiness.

I will make thee think thy swan a crow.

Humor is a mankind s greatest blessings

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Arizona is the A to Z of abbreviations.

Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world!

In politics stupidity is not a handicap

What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?

Monsters have the worst taste in women.

Learn to smile it wil teach how to laugh

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

The funniest people are the saddest ones

That's your solution? Have a cookie?

In this world only the paranoid survive.

This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.