Well-behaved women seldom make history

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

A man isn t poor if he can still laugh

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided

She's Prim's size in diameter.

Does he give you zings in your things?

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...

A day without laughter is a day wasted

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

I like my whisky old and my women young

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

Where there s a will I want to be in it

Grab life by the tail, and then pet it.

When humor goes there goes civilization