Always drink upstream from the herd.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

As I get older I just prefer to knit

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

Civilization begins with distillation

Never go to bed mad Stay up and fight

Very few people can afford to be poo

Why...do you find this...distracting?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

That's worst than gonerreha, man!

I distinctly remember forgetting that

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.