I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp

The fear of being ridiculed is gruesome than death.

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

Andrew had a gift for deepening the incision he began.

The musical equivalent of St Pancras Station.(on Elgar)

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Sarcastic and merciless one, you glory in the pain you give!