I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

You'd have to take your shoes and breeches off to count to twenty-one!

Money-makers are tiresome company, as they have no standard but cash value.

You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

All Bach's last movements are like the running of a sewing machine. (on Bach)

I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?