I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away?

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world...if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

Who's calling?""Don't insult me like that," the voice says.I stop. Was I just insulting?

I've seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin', you are. Minus the bad.

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence.

He suggested several unpleasant, unsanitary things I could do to myself at my earliest convenience.

When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.

...the chapters on whaling in MOBY DICK can be omitted by all but the most punishment-loving readers.

If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?" ~ Gabi

A mature heart for Christ would much rather spend its time praising him than condemning his fanatics.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.