He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.(on Liszt)

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,Thou lily-livered boy.

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.

Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.

We look for pretty girls we can say bad things to. No one shows up.

He doesn't seem to mind at all that he's stupid about math.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.

If I were you,And you were I,I would kill myself, But you would die!

You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.

You're so far off base this time you can't even see the base!

Sluts don't have a choice, darling. And you've forfeited yours.