When it comes to getting a job or client, congruent value is aligning the employer's need with your value add.

Before job interviews, I think: What color tie best represents me as a person this company would be interested in?

I too was pinched off from a piece of clay, I too modeled by omnipotence and flankedby things too wonderful for me

I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear what the interviewer asked.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

There's a fine line between career criminals and career professionals because most of us fall somewhere in between.

When we perform at our highest level of potential, we are content. Because we have given I best in what we enjoy doing.

So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed out I’m going to be working.

I’m still at work. I’m also still at work (I’m trying to remain motionless until the end of my shift).

I thought buying at the local market would be an excellent way to build positive relationships with the local villagers.

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

Everyone assumes writers spend their time lounging around, writing and occasionally striking a pose whilst having a think.

I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the yellow sweat stains mixing in.

Imagination is pure potentiality for creation. We shouldn't submit it to the hourly wages we subject our time at work.

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.