I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.

A religious person without no job is a dead person. (Iigbagbo ti koni ise oku ni. - Yoruba proverb)

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.

I didn’t apply for a job this morning, but I did apply deodorant. So I have that going for me.

I want to make a difference. But get a job? I worry that will make the ordinary, like everybody else.

But I still have no cash flow. I need a job, or the gift of prophecy and a plane ticket to Las Vegas.

I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great vacation.

The author describes Speaker of the House Sam Rayburn as "seldom at ease without a gavel in his hand.

People who like their job will give it their best. Those who don't, show it by a poor performance.

Ingredients to success: know what you do well, know what to do well, and know someone who's swell.

In bad countries the government takes care of everyone. In the best ones that's not necessary!‏

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Let the dogs bark, the wolves howl, the lightnings flash and the crows caw, you continue doing your job!

The PC principle is to always treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.