Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

One way to be sure you are not making the wrong decision, is to lookvertically upwards

Yes! I just nailed an interview. I’m going to be a professional hammerer.


My job is to scream cockle-doodle-doo. Don't blame me if the sun doesn't rise.

Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

Amid the joy of raising children will be some of the hardest work you’ll ever do.

Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

You pay by the hour, even if the job only takes five minutes. I don’t do fractions.

This is my child, he said. I wash a dead man's brains out of his hair. That is my job.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

For most of us a job is bread and butter and for most of others its just bread and butter.

Getting too interested in the English way of life won't help you land a permanent job.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.