Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

The only job a parent has is work themselves out of a job.

Being a writer is a more difficult job than people imagine.

The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

I like to reinvent myself — it’s part of my job.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

Books are only half our job ; the other half is human nature.

There is no job more important than parenting. This I believe.

Love is a two-man job. Well, at least homosexual love is.


It's part of a writer's job to be nosy about everything.

The rhythms of the game complemented the lifestyle he preferred.

Never leave a job unfinished, unless you are unable to finish it.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

When passion blends with profession it turns into a masterpiece...

I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.