The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.

It is the writer's job to craft a story so compelling that strangers will pay to hear it.

I don't care about this thing people care me or not, but I care you because it is my job.

It’s hard to do a really good job on anything you don’t think about in the shower.

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off my scalp.

The sympathy which is reverent with what it cannot understand is worth its weight in gold. 69 L

Those were times when brave men who knew and loved their profession couldn't be overlooked.

If a man were choking, what would I do? Depends. If that man is my boss, I’d strangle him.

I spend a lot of time imagining things - in fact, you could say that imagining things is my job.

I'm a novelist by trade and my job is to write a story rather than reconstruct actual events.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big bucks for.

Irritability was an occupational disease. Intolerant and intolerable belong in the same category.

Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.