Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.

Your presence resembles a dirty martini,she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.

Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.

Possibilities...in the closet...itching...to break out...but afraid of...the fallout

I prefer having sex with myself rather than with someone who wants something instead.

Were archaeologists really such a sex-starved lot as all that? Did pigs really sweat?

Kujamiiana si anasa tena katika maisha yangu. Ni hitaji muhimu kwa ujenzi wa familia.

I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.

Love is a relation that starts before you are born and survives even after you die...

Get up and get on the bed in the Master. I’m going to fuck the hell out of you.

It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

His presence was stirring heat in all the wrong places and for all the wrong reasons.

…she was afraid of how he made her feel, because he made her feel way too much

Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.

This daemon loves men whose marriage beds have grown cold, so she can set them ablaze.