But the future is uncertain, and he can't get up enough enthusiasm even to masurbate.

Life is more than great sex and a nice car.” “Well, yeah. But not a lot more.

To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.

In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.

I make love efficiently. Why involve two people, when the same outcome can be done by one?

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.


El sexo es el acto de las tinieblas y el enamoramiento la reunión de los tormentos.

Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

Having the thought of you being with someone else is like a knife twisting in my dark soul

All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

i don't know the ethics, but some times sex is at highest priority in a relationship.

I make love like a mannequin mimicking a statue, only with less movement and more grunting.

Careful tate, I'm already turned on, you know how hot I get when you're mean to me.