If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…

Nothing better for the hormones and worse for the heart than the right boy at the right time.

Studies show adolescent males often make decisions based on sex. Many fail to grow out of it.

I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.

We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had to do any work.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.

The feelings in love and the orgasm in sex are the supernatural powers inside every one of us.

Any marriage is hard work. But what I always say is, "Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

My sexuality is not an inferior trait that needs to be chaperoned by emotionalism or morality.

And is that what love looks like -- all wet mouths and your skirt rucked up?""Sometimes it is.

To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates.

I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.

I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritual.