Say something worthwhile and people will listen.

Because words have deep meaning, Tweets have power.

We're all just the product of a vaginal creampie

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me.

To one's enemies: "I hate myself more than you ever could.

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

Autocorrect: making Twitter pedants delete and re-tweet since 2007.

How do god fit him ass in them jeans when he is, in fact, Everywhere

Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.

Terrorism': the word that means nothing, yet justifies everything.