You know, how I deal with all my problems in a daily life, I'm tweeting shit.

American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.

Be positive. Stay happy and don't let the negativity of the world get you down.

I can’t control who follows me, but I can control who I follow.[Social Media]

I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.

Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.

I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.

Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.

Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less!

Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you're not already, they will show you how.

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn’t happen by accident.

I'd like to vote for the candidate similar to the one the Right absurdly claims Obama is.