Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...

The internet is great because of Netiquette we create. Participate and reciprocate. NetworkEtiquette.net

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.

There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed.

Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. NetworkEtquette.net

Most people give up their pursuit of genius early on and spend their lives desperately seeking it in others.

Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time.

To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god [...], I'm willing to bet he's an atheist too.

The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet.