It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it.

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.

Dare to be as great as the people who love you mistakenly think you are.

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

Good books make you ask questions. Bad readers want everything answered.

The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.

For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

Your working assumption, when you meet a homophobe, should be that they are gay.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Entrepreneur, your last 20 tweets has to be about your brain, brand and business.

When it comes to Twitter tweets I try to write things that are brilliant or sweet