A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.

It s funny because I sometimes feel that I m most creative when I m pregnant

A brick is to a blanket as the moon is to Sun Tzu Fear my fearlessness 8232;

I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird

A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.


Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavo

I d rather have nobody to say anything to than have nothing to say to anybody

A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.


I might be a very weird lover; having you the center of my dreams and reality.

I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.

A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.


There aren’t weird things; there are only familiar and unfamiliar things!

A blanket really makes the bed Good thing too because I never make the bed 8232;

A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!


A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.