A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.


A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.


A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!


I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.

Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.


A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.


A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.


I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

I stuck my finger in his belly buttonand squiggled it around.“Belly button rape!

A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 


I'm completely fine with being weird...it keeps me from getting bored with myself.

A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.


On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.


A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.

What have we got?" Ashford said. "Short form.""It's fucking weird, sir," Chan said.