A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!


A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket.


Never Be Still unless you're resting. If you're not at rest, you should be taking action.

Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.


A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.


A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.


The closest natural area to you is the wild, naturally intelligent biological community within you.

It was April in Minneapolis and snowing, the flakes coming down in thick swirls enchanting the city

Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.


A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option. 


A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.


A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.


A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 


A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.