The wit taught by God to the beeIs withheld from the lion and the wild ass.

Think of what makes you smile; makes you happy... and do more of that shit.

Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch "in stitches.

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

I am not gamesome: I do lack some partof that quick spirit that is in Antony.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

It's an easy guess, why some get famous over night and not during the day.

I'm so honest, that in order to compliment you, I'd improve you first.

You can capture me with your beauty, only if you are a brilliant photographer.

Fuck, Christina.”“Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answe

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant.

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.