Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

On ne peut pas tout avoir. Et puis d'abord où le mettrait-on?

Did you just say youThink Mansfield Park is boring? Get out of my house.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, sociallyspeaking.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

This was a lucky recollection -- it saved her from something like regret.

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

A poet should be so crafty with words that he is envied even for his pains.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.