Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

I wish for you the wisdom to mind your own business.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.

Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Soar with wit. Conquer with dignity. Handle with care.

The flesh is sad, alas, and I have read all the books.

Wealth can be created. Wit and intelligence can't.

Wit had conquered science by laughing it out of court.

I shall always inspire many hearts in timeless moments.