This is what dating is like, I thought, this horrible mix of boredom and fear and humiliation and confusion.

What's your name?""Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?""Wanted.""By all the girls or just the law?

Don't become a grumpy old dater! Life ids for living, laughing and loving!Stop searching, start finding!

I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

I can t wait for my little sisters to start dating because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends

If you are in a bad relationship with anyone else, it is because you are in a bad relationship with yourself.

At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Not everything in life has to be about finding “The One.” Sometimes a girl just wants to have fun.

Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo.

If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles. Round trip, not one way.

I'll date you, love...not you and your iPad. I can't feel plastic palm play; I'm live like Memorex.

Never develop any mysticism, about love; for love itself is a mystic thing that puts you in a mystic situation.

If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.

love either happens or it doesn't; there is no twice, thrice or more to it; it just happens once, only once.