Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

It's good netiquette to get to know someone in social media before giving out your phone number. NetworkEtiquette.net

I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.

What I personally knew about courting women could comfortably fit into a thimble without taking it off your finger first.

After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.

The best relationships are between two people who care more about each other's good than their own momentary pleasure.

I have a lot of boyfriends I want you to write that Every country I visit I have a different boyfriend And I kiss them all

Trust me, somewhere over the rainbow, happily ever after, etcetera, etcetera - looks far less likely in your mid-thirties.

I met a woman who told me that she wasn't attracted to Asians. "No worries," I said. "I'm not attracted to racists

Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we're settling for.

Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.