I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off.

Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

You could say we run a dating service. If you with some books that will take you on a date you will never forget.

It's proper netiquette to send a lot of messages to matches on internet dating websites. NetworkEtiquette.net

She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

I hate how it’s so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

One of the best times for figuring out who you are & what you really want out of life? Right after a break-up.

It is not the hand that rocks the cradle that rules the world; it is the woman that holds the keys to the kingdom.

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

You don't fall in love, you grow in love...If you fallen love, you can fall out of it. We'll let love grow.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

I met a woman who told me she wasn't attracted to Asians. No worries, I said. I'm not attracted to racists.