If I ever have twins I d use one for parts

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

If two wrongs don t make a right try three

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise

And you are the girl's bitch, forever.

I’m the sexiest of them all! - Carol

I cook. My favorite thing to make is love.

To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom

There s one thing about baldness; it s neat

Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock

When angry count four When very angry swea

A tired exclamation mark is a question mark

I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.