Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

My imagination is something of a badass.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Free cheese is only found in a mousetrap

I drink to make other people interesting

Seven days without laughter make one weak

Critics? I love every bone in their heads

Mother, you have my father much offended.

I intend to live forever - so far so good

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

For most of history Anonymous was a woman

what would you call this haircut?"arthur.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

He says black, I say white and we do grey

We have truth in order not to die of art.