Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

We must, we must, we must increase our bust.

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my live

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.

Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

I guess any part of the body is up for eating

A day without sunshine is like you know night

Inconvenience in progress, work is regretted.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!

You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.

I wanted a vacation but my wife accompanied me

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens