I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.

Humour and fun contribute to my total well-being

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him

There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven.

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps.

You can t buy love but you can pay heavily for it

Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company

I long for your love like the length of a midget.

Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.

If you think education is expensive try ignorance

No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.

Indian roads make a suicide look like an accident

I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.

Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!

I m on a whisky diet I ve lost three days already