Torture numbers and they ll confess to anything

I m currently fasting to protest hunger strikes

I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy

Don t marry for money; you can borrow it cheape

All generalizations are false including this one

Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.

If at first you don t succeed blame your parents

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.

Any car can be a collector car if you collect it